--Johnny Ghost POV--
Where am I? These people keep telling me I'm crazy, but I know I'm sane! I'm scared... I keep asking where Toast is, but they just pat my head and tell me I'm delusional and I don't know anyone named Toast. I bit one of them once, really hard, and they took me to a chair that I was told to sit in. They pushed some buttons and I sat in an electric chair for a what felt like a minute. The entire time was excruciating, and I still don't know why I'm here. I feel like I've been here days but who knows? Something is beginning to cloud my memory. I know I'm 26 but I have the memories of a five year old... Something defiantly put me here to make me go crazy. I cried myself to sleep a couple of times, and they always ask me if I'm guilty for what I've done. I just scowl at them. They always address why I'm here as 'what you've done' or 'the accident' and I always reply with 'NO, I'M SAD BECUSE I CAN'T FIND MY BEST FRIEND AND EVERYONE THINKS I'M CRAZY.' Thats when they starting triple knotting my strait jacket... This is horrible...
Toast! If you can hear me, please help!
--Johnny Toast POV--
I swear I keep hearing people talking in the back of my mind, and Bill keeps responding to them mentally as well. One guy mentioned Doritos and Bill told them to be quiet because 'He is right in front of me'... I also heard one person ask about jazz and Bill brought up torture... The same person offered their SOUL to Bill for him to spare us, and he downright said no and that he needed us and someone else... I'm getting scared, Johnny is stuck in his mind with a madman.
Wait I'm hearing voices... Am I just as crazy? All of those voices passed in a matter of seconds and I was alone in my mind again and terribly spooked, I looked to Bill and he smiled, "Did you hear them?"
"Hear... Who?"
"I call them the listeners. They've been watching your progress this entire time. At our last meeting, I accidentally broke something in you, so now you can hear them when they ask stuff. I kept telling them to shut up, I didn't want to spook you... Much." Bill said, casually. I almost fell over, this was getting really weird.
"Okay... So... What's the deal?" I asked Bill, hoping to get this over with. Johnny didn't have much time, and I don't want my friend to come out with a case of insanity.
"OKAY! THE DEAL IS, a body for a body! A mind for a mind!" I looked to him, confused, "I'll leave if I can have access to your mind at anytime and I can take over your body any time I want to."
"NO! Why would I let you..." I paused, "you weren't sucking Johnny's life, were you?"
"Yes and no, you see I was, but that was just to make him weak and break his mind. I had no intention on killing him! I knew about Red-eye."
"And if I refuse?"
"Your best friend becomes four different crazy people and might end up dying in jail."
I thought about it. Johnny wouldn't want this, but I couldn't let Bill endlessly torture the guy. "Alright, I'll do it."
"You thought you had an option? I mean with the bargain I gave you, it wasn't much of one." He chuckled. "Alright, a few conditions though. You can't tell anyone about our deal, and if you try, I'll have my ally make you forget about the deal entirely."
"Okay, but YOU can't take over just to activate Jimmy Casket. Also, no taking me over around Ghost or anyone at the mystery shack without my permission."
"I want them to TRUST you, why would I do that?" He smiled, "So do we have a deal? My arm's beginning to ache." He laughed a bit, "Pain is hilarious!"
What was I inviting into my mind? I reached out my hand and accepted the deal, to which Johnny collapsed and an unearthly spirit thing flew from his head an smacked into mine. I opened my eyes to see I was on the ground, but still in control. Bill didn't need to use me yet...
Johnny's eyes flew open, and he looked at me and instantly had me in a hug.
"OHMYGOSH I KNEW YOU WERE REAL I KNEW THEY WERE LYING!" He cried, hugging me.
"Sir, are you okay?" I asked, sitting up. He nodded.
"I am now! I fell asleep and I woke up in a padded room! I spent DAYS there and I kept asking where you were but everyone said I was crazy and that you didn't exist! I'm not crazy... Am I?"
"Your not, sir. Just slow down, your speaking really fast."
"Sorry, just a bit jumpy. May I have some more tea, Johnny? It was a nightmare."
"Of course, sir, I could use some tea myself." I told him, patting his shoulder as we stood up, "You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to."
"Right. Thanks Johnny." He said, still relived that I was real. I went to prepare the tea and I decided to ask Bill about this. 'Bill?'
'your mind is so boring Toaster!' He groaned, 'but it's better than your partners mind, that thing is almost literally shattered.'
'What did you do to Johnny?' I asked him mentally while I waited for the tea to boil. Johnny was kicking his tree again... I think that thing might die.
'You know a bit of this, a bit of that, a bit of torture. He's fine now, though." Bill said, 'Red-eye will make sure he forgets about all of that, though. He won't remember a thing from that living nightmare.'
"Good." I said out loud. Johnny looked to me from his tree.
"What good? Is the tea ready?" He asked, smiling a bit. He looked so relived...
"No, but almost. Just a bit longer." I told him from where I was boiling the tea over an open fire. "I was thinking we should make some s'mores tonight, sir."
"We're out of marshmallows." Sir told me, "I got hungry."
"Well theres still some daylight left. I say we run to town and grab s'more in the van."
"... Was that a pun, Johnny?"
"Yes sir!" I smiled to him, proud of myself.
He sighed, "I thought I burned the pun book..."
"I saved a page." I told him, lifting a charred page from my pocket.
"Throw it in the fire, Johnny." I gave him a look, "Please?"
"Alright, sir!" I tossed it in, "but seriously though, we are short on supplies. We should probably run to town and grab some stuff."
"Let's do that after we're done with the tea."
"Good idea, s--" I was cut off by a long whistle from the teapot. We split the cinnamon tea and drank in silence.
I could tell Bill was plotting though.
Listener... Guy things? I guess Bill's trying to make it so that I can't hear you. Any last words you want to tell me?
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