P.I.E Meets Gravity Falls (Being Rewritten)

WELCOME THE ACACHALLA DYNASTY

--Dipper's POV--

"So, Toast is growing an extra arm..." I shuddered, "I hope he patched up enough of that radiation. This is nothing like how Gravity Falls was last year..." 

"Don't say that Dipper! We haven't been to town yet! Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford is coming in any moment now, so we just have to wait a bit, and the Johnnys'll leave us alone and we can have an awesome summer with our grunkles." Mabel patted my back.

"Yeah, I guess your right... But what about the threat letter?" I dropped my voice to a whisper. If anyone overheard, we could be dead. "It sounded serious. Do you think Ghost wrote it?"

Mabel shook her head, "he can't read."

"But that doesn't mean he can't write. He could just have a hard time seeing words and still know how to write."

"Well it didn't look like Toast's handwriting..."

"Hey, watcha dudes talking about?" Suess' head poked up and Mabel threw out an excuse.

"When we think our Grunkles will come! I think within the hour."

"And I think by tomorrow."

"I think maybe somewhere in the middle." Suess suggested.

The Johnnys looked interested, though they really shouldn't have been, "Well, unless their traveling with the Acachallas, they should be here according to Suess." Toast said.

"BUT knowing the Acachalla's they'll be here in a few minutes." He got a strange look, "they can break logic to do their will. It's horrifying."

Mabel and I nodded, Suess looked a little excited, "So where are they coming in from?"

"Most likely this entrance. And they'll be coming in with a bang, so we need to get the car working. Mister Suess, are you almost done?" Toast asked. Ghost was watching the road.

"Yup! Just about." Toast nodded and picked up a garbage bag that was glowing purple.

"Know any safe place to dispose of this?" Ghost asked, gesturing to the bag.

"The bottomless pit," Mabel and I said without much hesitation, and we received some weird looks from the PIE team.

"People can go down without much problem, 'cause they come right back up, but objects just kinda fall forever." I said, "unless it has organic matter in it, it should be gone forever."

"Yeah, let's go use that." Ghost said, snatching the bag from Toast. "Lets go!"

(Le Time skip, after dumping the radioactive bag)

Whelp. That's gone forever. Ghost was finishing the removal of Toast's extra arm, and Toast was calmly reading a book like this had happened before. Mabel was just watching them so I went over and sat next to her on the porch couch.

"Still have a crush on him?"

"He's so calm and polite! You really think I wouldn't?"

"He used to be a werewolf, you know."

"I can live with that! Being a vampire would be better though. Their so romantic." She smiled a bit. I really hope that this phase blows over soon. It was nice to meet some real life Ghost Hunters, but Ghost was weird and kind of a jerk sometimes and Toast... It's hard to like a guy once you've seen their corpse. I can't wait for Grunkle Ford to let them leave, it shouldn't take long. Ghost had just finished patching up Toast when a bunch of yelling came from where Suess was. They jumped up and began to run there while Mabel and I followed, the entire times they were shouting to each other.