P.I.E Meets Gravity Falls (Being Rewritten)

The Prophecy

--Spooker's POV--

The car did a double flip as we hit something in the road. I was sitting in the back, (even though there wasn't much in-car space) and as the car began to flip over I just flew out and watched the car crash into a nearby building. "YOU GUYS ALRIGHT?" I shouted over. There were a few groans and some laughter from (I'm assuming) Casket. Kitty started hissing and jerked me around. Behind me stood a girl, maybe in her teens, in a ragged but armored outfit, the only thing really standing out on her outfit wise was a gray scarf with black stars sprinkled across it, shining out in the reddish background. Her hair was a dirty blonde, with bits of red sand dusting it lightly, and when she looked at me, her shockingly light blue eyes set a shiver down my spine. She smiled, a little creepy smile full of a happy venom, and I suddenly understood what she was doing as if she sent a message with her eyes. She was going to kill me, or try to at least. I backed up a bit, clutching Kitty by my chest, for every step I took backward she stepped closer, slowly, still smiling. Suddenly, she grabbed something and threw it at me, making me yelp and teleport to Ghost, who shouted and dropped his already destroyed phone.

"Spooker! What the heck?!" He shouted, picking it back up, "I was going to see if I could call back Toast... He sounded so confused..." He looked at his phone. The screen was shattered and half of it was covered in static. He just dropped it, as if realizing it was hopeless. I could see his brown eye tearing up a bit and he looked back to me. "Hey, who's the creepy girl?" He pointed to knife girl, who was now only a couple yards behind me.

"I don't know, I think she belongs here?" I looked to Dipper, who had long pulled out Stanford and was helping up Stanley. They took one look and shook their heads without a second thought. "Crap. So we've got no dirt on the person." I looked back, she was closer, "Kitty, anything?"

Kitty looked at me, "She's not from here. I think she has something to do with Bill." He said in my head. I stared at him and he sighed. "She has shackles... and wants to KILL US."

"Good point," I said, "wait, shackles?" I looked back and saw that she had chains coming from her wrists and ankles. They were blood red and dripping closer to her wrists, and a dull yellow toward the end. Another knife appeared in her hand and she chucked it at my face. I ducked and she was closer, near my face now. "JOHNNY!!!" I yelped, shooting backward toward my boss.

Blood dripped onto the ground, and I saw he caught the blade of the knife with his hand. He looked just as confused as I was, but he flipped the knife until he actually held it like he knew what he was doing. "Wanna dance creepy girl?" Jimmy said, smiling, ignoring the fact that I was cowering behind him.

"I would like my knife back. Master Bill wants him dead." She pointed at me, and I shuffled closer to Dipper, feeling safer around him. "And he wants me to do it." She stuck out her hand, "I'm Mia. Now please step out of the way of my kill."

I lunged at Dipper and Stanford, grabbing them both. The world popped out of existence and then was back, somewhere else in town. Ghost no longer had the girl's knife, but he was practically pouring blood from his hand. "Bandages? Anyone?" He said, trying not to look, I swear, though, he licked some of it while we rummaged throughout stuff.

"Nothing. Sorry, Ghost." Stanford said, shrugging. Johnny continued to try looking away.

"Does anyone at least have a phone?" He tried. Again, it was negative. "Sh-"

I slapped him, "GHOST THERE'S A KID HERE. I KNOW TOAST ISN'T HERE BUT NO CURSING." Ghost gave me a look.

"I WASN'T GOING TO." He said, looking grumpy, "I need to find Toast. This guy is giving me a killer headache and I want Bill-"