P.I.E Meets Gravity Falls (Being Rewritten)

Spooker's 'Revenge'

--Spencer's POV--

"ABTHOLUTE NERD!" I shouted to Casket as he tried to stab me again. I side-stepped and shot at his head, he ducked and slashed at my legs. We'd been going on with this for about fifteen minutes, and I was getting bored. I threw a rock at his face and ran into the woods while he wasn't looking. I scaled a tree and waited without moving. I held my breath, hoping that Billy was somewhere nearby (when Billy's around the Acachallas, they don't need to breathe) He looked around for me, then dashed into the woods without a second thought. When I was sure he was gone, I dropped from the tree, "Nerd..." I mumbled under my breath. I took a couple steps back out onto the road and began strolling back to the town, hiding every time I saw something I figured was created by Bill.

I only got a couple yards before she came.

I was tackled from behind by a snarling animal, I faceplanted into the dirt and rocks, getting my face scratched and part of my glasses cracked. " DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE GOING UP AGAINST?!" I shouted, trying to stand up, but whoever it was, they were heavy enough to keep me on the ground. "YOU ABTHOLUTE NERD GO DIE IN A HOLE."

"I don't think so." someone whispered in my ear. they jumped off my back, and in front of me stood-

- a cat.

She had bright orange fur and a ruby red mask covering her face, her back was a flowing cape with colors mirroring her mask. I put my glasses back on my face. One of the lenses were cracked, and the other one was fogged, but I could still see it was a cat. I just stared at it, confused. "I need to work out more..." I grumbled as I stood up, disgruntled. "Whad'ya want?" 

"To see you die a horrible death." I just stared at the cat.

"Oh, heck no! How about I shoot you, and we go about our day?" I said, aiming. I pulled the trigger, and when I looked, she wasn't there anymore.

"Oh. I obliterated her. Pfft, I'm good, THE MIGHT OF THE SPENTH STRIKES AGAIN!" I smiled and I continued along my way, I didn't get far before she was on my head, clawing through my hair. I screamed and tried to get her off, but she just began to claw my face.

"Can't get rid of me that easily." She hissed as she dropped off of me. A gun sounded and I felt a sudden pain in my chest.

"You... Abtholute... Nerd..." I groaned as I crumpled to the ground.

"SC STRIKES AGAIN!" The cat shouted before another bullet rushed towards me.

And this time it hit my face.

--Ghost's POV--

Nearby, a couple of gunshots sounded, I looked to Johnny who just continued to raid the bus Colon and Spooker brought. Spooker hasn't moved from Colon's body. The entire time he was talking to his cat, trying to figure out some way to defeat Bill or bring back Colon. "Hey, Spooker, you alright?" I said, going over to the ghostly P.I.E member. in one hand he held Colon's purple beanie, and in the other, he held his bright pink one. His stuffed cat perched in his curly orangish light-brown hair.

"I'm trying to see if he can making Colon a ghost too... But apparently, I'd have to die to do it... I don't know what to do... Colon's never liked kitty as much as I do, and he'd die again if he found out that I died to bring him back to life..." Spooker said, taking the stuffed demon off his head and crying into it, who responded by letting out a low hissing noise, and Spooker jolted back. "Sorry, kitty..." He sniffled, "I should've been driving! We knew the situation, if I was driving, I would've just floated through the ceiling! Then he'd be alive... This is my fault..."

"It's not your fault, Spooker. None of us knew this was going to happen." I said, trying to pat his back just to have my hand drift into his midsection. He gave me a look and I removed my hand.