--Ghost's POV--
After a long argument with a guy in my head, Jimmy Casket, (am I crazy yet?) he filled me in on everything while we were 'sleeping. He said that he really wanted to kill me, several times, so now I just think That finding Toast is best for this, possibly a life-or-death situation.
At some point, no joke, a triangle with limbs, an eye, a cane a top hat and a weird looking bow tie, came in through the tear in my mind, grabbed a shadowy kid sitting in the corner of my brain, and left. It was weird to watch, but after the kid was gone, I felt more awake. "What was that?" I asked Casket as was I'm assuming is a personified Illuminati closed up the rip with a zipper.
"Someone else on my kill to death list." He smiled, "but Knifey won't appear here until your in charge... That makes things sooo boring when we're both passed out..."
"But I'm controlling my body, I'm just asleep, according to you crazy mind being who I am so asking Toast about," I replied.
Casket shook his head, smiling, "Listen, I'm in control becauseI was knocked out second. If your physical self regains consciousness before mine, all will be good for you... More or less." He began singing about murder and killing people with, sadly, a very catchy tune, probably a nursery rhyme
"Can you sing something nice?" I said, rolling my eyes, and trying to wake back up.
"Got a secret, can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save..." He sang, giggling, "Better lock it in your pocket, taking this one to the grave!"
"Okay, never mind." I looked back. Suddenly, there was this big thump, and for a moment, felt weightless, when a sudden crash woke me up. I was still tied up, and in front of me, I think someone was going mad. I couldn't tell who it was, I think they were throwing their voice, but they kept whispering 'Cawdboawd Fwiend,' over and over. It was kinda annoying.
I chewed my way out of the ropes, and when that didn't work, Spencer came in and freed me.
"Why the change of heart, Spencer? I was almost out." I lied through my teeth. He just helped me out of the trunk, and over to a group of people. I'll be honest, I wasn't sure if I was 100% awake yet, everything was still all topsy.
Nearby, Dipper, I think, was crumpled on the ground, whispering to himself. Everything on him was changing color schemes... Is that what it looks like when I become Casket? Jeez, that's weird.
"Hold it, does Dipper has his own Casket?" Spencer thought about it, Spooker nodded instantly though.
"Think of it ath kid Cathket, being forever controlled by an evil monthter who will tear you limb from limb if you make him mad." He paused, "or even let him thee you."
"Oh." I looked to Dipper, "so why aren't we running?"
"Mabel'th inthisthiting it could just be a bad dream... But wif Cardboard so clothe... I'm beginnging to think thith ithn't a cointhidenthe. Did anything happen in your mind while you were asleep?"
"Something I think was an evil Dorito with arms and legs, and actually really dapper clothes, came in and drug away a shadow kid that was sitting in the corner of my mind." Spencer face palmed.
"GREGORY'TH IN DIPPER." Spencer yelled out. Spooker screamed and almost left, but Maxwell grabbed him by an arm and kept him from leaving.
"See, Spooker this is what I'm talking about. At any sign of danger, you and Colon turn and run away. I have a feeling Colon had a head start..." I said, searching for the purple-beanied PIE assistant.
"DUDE, COLON'S DEAD," Spooker said, looking hurt.
"... Sorry, Casket filled me in on this... Let me guess, there are no giant chocolate teddy bears are screaming songs in acapella?" I asked. Everyone gave me a look.
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