P.I.E Meets Gravity Falls (Being Rewritten)

Meeting with Casket

--Maxwell's POV--

I hate splitting myself up, but its the only way I have to keep and eye on both the twins at one. Ghost was almost in Mabel's cavern, while Toast was slightly farther away from Dipper, mostly because Dipper got the longer tunnel and was still moving. I sighed a bit on Mabel's side. She was really nice compared to other people I've met. To think they wanted to make her an Acahalla... She doesn't deserve my wrath. I switched my consciousness back to Dipper's side.

"You know... Your sister's really sweet, boy." I said as we entered a cavern identical to Mabel's side. 

"Yeah..." He paused for a bit, "wait. WHERE'S MABEL?!" He began to search frantically, like she did when she saw he was missing. I wonder what's going through his head right now. "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER?" He almost screamed.

"Calm it, kiddo. She's fine. She's been gone for a while now though. Funny, neither of you released until you were in these rooms..."

"When did you separate us?" He asked in a shaken voice.

I pretended to think about it, "Well, she wasn't looking where she was going while you entered the narrow part... So she ran into a wall and kinda fell on her butt. I led her down a different tunnel after that."

"H- how did I not notice?!" He asked himself, "I'm a terrible brother!" I just rolled my eyes.

"I've already had this conversation... I say you could be worse, and you-" He ran to the exit, "-do that apparently." I let the wall close up, and he began to pound his fists on it, "calm down, kid."

"NO! You... You took my sister, put her in a place who knows where and now your going to kill me with oxygen loss..." I groaned a bit.

"I jus' wanted to mess with the Ghost Hunters..." I mumbled.

"And where's our Grunkles?!"

"NOT HERE." I bellowed, "For Pete's sake, you're supposed to be SO SMART but you act SO EMOTIONAL AND STUPID." I rolled my eyes, "I prefer your sister."

"Well, what'd you do with her?"

"We just talked, but she's in a room just like this, designed to kill using suffocation." He looked at me, fearful, "Ghost is almost to her, though. She'll be fine." I assured him, "you on the other hand... I'm going to leave you alone until your 'saving Toast' comes in, mmkay? feel free to waste your oxygen with hyperventilating."

He just stared at me as I teleported back to Mabel's cave. I floated around the room a couple of times and began to do some pretend target practice. Her face was tinted blue from the lack of oxygen and though I didn't need to breathe, I felt like I was taking up a lot of space. I sat next to her.

"I thought he'd come a lot sooner, kiddo." I said to the passed out girl, "I didn't mean for you t' be in here for so long." I looked to the ceiling, "you know, your brother's kinda annoying. I jus' spent a while talking to him and I wanna shoot him so bad right now. Then again, I wan' to commit homicide on my cousin's family because my cousin replaced the entire Acachalla gang in one fell swoop... Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on them..." I heard what I was saying and stopped, "now look at what your doing to me, kid, your making me go soft! What's holding up Ghost?" 

I looked to the cavern wall and heard a sudden explosion. clumps of rock fell through me in sudden clumps, and behind where the explosion took place was Ghost, strolling in, despite all the rock chunks and explosion residue. "I've got you now, Maxwell!" He said, triumphantly, and then paused when he saw I was sitting down next to an unconscious Mabel, "what's... going on here?"

"Nothin'. Just got bored." I grunted, pulling out my revolver. I snapped my fingers and sent Mabel back to the mouth of the cave, I spent the last five minutes alone in a cave, I was going to make it worth it. "Wanna dance with Maxwell Acachalla?"