P.I.E Meets Gravity Falls (Being Rewritten)

STAB STAB STAB!

--Jimmy's POV--

"So whatcha gonna do?" I asked Johnny out loud. Whatever Dorito triangle did, he messed up. Now I can't speak audibly in his mind... It's the worst. Johnny keeps trying to ignore me, so I eventually go watch old memories until Ghosty begins to need meee.

It's kind of like how you put your foot in the way of a closing door to keep it from closing. But then you pull out your iPhone and watch a few episodes of 'Ghosty's Life' before going in... And then when you go in there's a cramped room with only enough room for you and one other guy, so you constantly shoving them out so you can enjoy the room, but they always beat you, AND THEN YOU LEAVE AND COME BACK WITH A KNIFE AND STAB STAB STAB!!! 

"I'm going to find Toast and shoot anything that gets in my way." Johnny almost whispered to me, looking for an exit.

I smiled, "YAYY! I LI-"

"Shhh! I think the Pines Twins are behind me!" Johnny interrupted me, very rudely, actually. 

"Really? I wanna meet May- bell may I meet May- bell?" I asked, trying to take control.

"No." Ghost groaned, "shut up and go back to sleeping."

"How bout... No." I chuckled. This went on for a little while until Dipper started walking next to us.

With Mabel.

HAHA! YES! Now I can make Ghosty look crazy!

"Hi, kiddos!" I said, smiling. Dipper looked shocked, and Mabel waved at me. I like her attitude.

"Hi..." Dipper grabbed Mabel and began backing away.

"Dipper why are we backing up?" Mabel looked so confused. Someone should tell her my secret. Maybe Knifey! I checked my pocket, it was still there.

"Jimmy, what are you doing?" Ghost mumbled when the kids couldn't hear him. I tried to make our body stop, but seemingly, Ghosty still had powers over our feeties. Sad, really.

"Pleeeea-" I tried screeching, but Ghost covered my mouth.

"Shut up. And no."

"Really? What if I just blurted out laughing? You can't cover that with your handsies, can you?" I said, grinning.

"Just... No. Shut up. We're finding Toast." He started jogging to a nearby exit, prying open the electric doors with his hands.

"Need some help?" Mabel asked, walking over. Dipper wanted to stay at a safe distance. Gee, I wonder why? It's not like I'm a murderer... OH WAIT! I AM! HAHAHAHA!

"Maaayybe." I said, staring at the door, Ghost still trying to get it open. Mabel walked over and started helping. That's so nice of her! She's gonna be fun to play with!

"Hey, Ghost?" Mabel asked while were prying open the door.

"Yes??" I said, Ghost keeping me from laughing.

"You've been acting and sounding a little weird..." She said, not looking me in the eyes, "is something wrong?"

"I'm just bored," I said, trying not to laugh. She's falling for this so hard it's hilarious!

"What?" Mabel sounded shocked. We almost got the door open. "It's the apocalypse, how are you bored?"

"Maybe I haven't done enough fun stuff," I said, smiling wider. Ghost was pulling the door more.

"What are you doing?!" He hissed to me, trying to stay quiet.

"I'm just bored," I said again. Mabel was getting a little scared, I could tell. They finally got the door open, good for them! Haha. My hands are free, Ghostie knows this riiiiight?