P.I.E Meets Gravity Falls (Being Rewritten)

Night One

-- Jimmy Casket POV--

I watched Ghosty do all the dumb stuff he wanted to to, and I decided not to torment his every moment. He talked to Toaster a lot, and kept kicking a very poor tree (which I nicknamed "Kicky") mostly. I was getting bored out of my mind and I had nothing to do but re-watch old memories of my finest achievements in murdering. "When are you going to sleep, Ghosty-man? I'm bored outta my mind! I wanna StAB StAB StAB with Knifey~!" I did a slight summersault in his head, "come on. I know you can't hear me, Ghosty but this is torture. I just wanna explore! Maybe share my secret? It'd be fun to see Knifey playing with someone~." No response.

Sadly.

It was reeeaaallly late and Toaster was in the next tent over trying to get some shut-eye, while Ghosty-man decided to stay up late and torture little old me~. It's sad, the things Ghosty'll do to keep people safe. He hates most people, its honestly sad he'd try to protect them.

I felt his weight shift. I think he actually heard me!

This is gonna be fun.

"Aw common, Ghosty! Just lemme out! Pleeeaasee~?"

"..."

"Just five minutes? I have an appointment that I must not be late for."

"What?" Johnny actually replied. Yes!

"OOOoooOOHh~! You can hear meee? This is great! Just fall asleep and lemme take over Ghosty!"

"..."

"Stop being a Bossy Betty, Ghost! It's not like doing this will do you any good! I can't kill Toaster Oven, ya know."

"Who is this?"

"You don't remember little old mee? Makes sense... You memory is worse than a goldfish. Can't even remember your half of our childhood! Its sad, truly. Cardboard thing did a number on you."

"W-what? I don't... Are you a ghost?" He was confused. Figures.

"No, YOUR Ghost! I'm Casket! Nice for you to meet me, me!"

"What?!"

"Jimmy Casket, world' most renowned murderer, at your service." I smiled in his head. He was beginning to lose it! I just had to push it a little farther... "D'ya remember our first kill~?"

"I don't... I don't know who you are... Why are you in my head?"

"The better question is why are you in poor Gregory's head?"

"What?" He was shuddering. Just a bit more... "Should... I... Who's Gregory?"

I began to laugh manically, showing off my true colors of insanity more than I had been before, "Here! Come MEET HIM!" I pulled him into our head and took over. Finally. "That was more work than it was worth, Ghosty. You've gotten annoying."

"Murr..." He replied, stunned. Good. I'd better do this quickly.

"Your right! I still have an appointment with the Pinetree twinsies! Wanna come? Oh wait, you have no choice!" Ghost began to try to take back control, but he was pretty weak from keeping me out of control after getting his life force sapped, the idiot. I just threw my head back and cackled, "oh relax, Hoodie!" I decided to adopt Bill's nickname for him to annoy him, "I'm not gonna KILL them! I'm just gonna scare them a bit! They seem too curious for me!"

He calmed down a bit. Good, this'll be MUCH less of a headache. I walked away from the fire pit Toast had dug earlier and dashed into the woods, quiet as a mouse. This was gonna be fun, no matter how much Ghosty bothered me.