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Real Madrid Groupchat w/o James and Chloe

Gareth Bale: do you guys think that Chloe and James will last?

Pepe: I'm pretty sure

Sergio Ramos: what makes you say that about my sister and soon to be brother-in-law?

Cristiano: I'm pretty sure they'll hit it off.

Toni: if James doesn't mess things up.

Isco: true, he lets his jealousy grow over him.

Gareth Bale: that's what I'm talking about, we should help him with his jealousy and how to control it.

Morata: Isco? My love?

Isco: not now Morata, later.

Toni: you're cheating on me Isco!?

Sergio Ramos: 😬

Cristiano: 🙊

Isco: baby no I'm not.

Morata: baby?

Gareth Bale: *facepalm*

Antoine Griezmann: you guys are gay?

Marcelo: gosh. How are you added in our group?

Antoine Griezmann: idk I just am?

Cristiano: how does he know what we're talking about? Isn't he French?

Marcelo: he's using a translator or something.

Gareth Bale: yeah he's having trouble with it again.

Pepe: please leave

Antoine Griezmann left the chat because he's had enough with the translator.

Cristiano: okay but back to what Gar was talking about.

Sergio Ramos: yeah but that's not the only thing we're having a problem with.

Marcelo: Neymar is the problem. He likes her.

Pepe: right, and he's trying to go out with her and stuff.

Gareth Bale: yeah exactly

Isco: they had an argument last night.

Toni: yeah, they argued over Neymar. He thought she was cheating.

Sergio Ramos: my sister would never cheat on James.

Gareth Bale: were not saying she would Sergi

Cristiano: now we know the main reason why he's always jealous and why their getting in fights a lot.

Marcelo: yeah because of Neymar

Sergio Ramos: how are you guys so sure it's Neymar he's getting jealous of?

Pepe: because he's always hanging out with Chloe.

Gareth Bale: my point is, we need to go confront to Neymar.

Cristiano: but what if Chloe has feelings for him too but we don't know

Isco: welp the tables have turned Cris.

Toni: whatever's whatever.

Isco: Toni you're back!

Toni: get away from me dick sucker.

Cristiano: 🙊

Gareth Bale: 😶

Sergio Ramos: woah.

Morata: 🙂 he's got a point

Isco: cmon Toni!

Luka Mordić: sorry Toni but he's mine now

Toni: ☺️

Isco: whatever at least I still have Morata

Morata: awww ilyt :)

Isco: 😘

Gareth Bale: ew can we get back to the Chloe and James topic now

Cristiano: how are we gonna help them?

Sergio Ramos: I can't believe my eyes, but yeah how are we gonna help them.

Marcelo: well that's gonna take a long time to plan

Pepe: well, we can all meet at Cristianos house and come up with a plan.

Gareth Bale: sounds great

Cristiano: why at my place???

Sergio Ramos: because you have everything

Cristiano: 🙄

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