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F.C. Barcelona Group Chat

Rafinha: I can't believe you Neymar

Marc: I told you no to say anything Rafi!

Piqué: aww they have nicknames for each other too! How cute!

Luis Suárez: what happened?

Neymar: nothing he's going crazy

Lionel Messi: I'm guessing it happened last night.

Marc: it sure did.

Rafinha: yeah and we caught them

Andrés Iniesta: caught who?

Piqué: old man keep up! They both caught Neymar doing something

Rakitić: something? With a girl or no?

Marc: nooo Ivan, it was with a boy. OBVIOUSLY IT WAS A GIRL

Andrés Iniesta: just tell us what happened

Neymar: I kissed Chloe

Piqué: ⁉️

Rafinha: 🐸☕️

Marc: 🐸☕️

Lionel Messi: 😱

Luis Suárez: 😶

Piqué: you kissed my teammates teammate!?

Neymar: yeah

Andrés Iniesta: Neymar!!!

Luis Suárez: did she like it.

Lionel Messi: did you guys do the thingy ?

Neymar: she kissed back

Piqué: that's my man!

Rafinha: 🙄 is anyone not noticing he just kissed a girl who is dating a Real Madrid player

Piqué: so what?

Marc: this can be dangerous

Rakitić: there's nothing they can do to us

Andrés Iniesta: but it can, this can lead to war

Piqué: oh no! I'm too young to die!

Luis Suárez: you're retarded, he meant that there can be conflict between us

Piqué: ohhhh

Lionel Messi: only Piqué 🙄

Rafinha: well I heard James is moving to Chelsea this summer, so Neymar might get the chances of getting with Chloe

Rakitić: probably

Neymar: I'm not getting my hopes up

Andrés Iniesta: but let's see if Ramos would let his little sister date Neymar.

Piqué: that's a tough one Neymar

Neymar: the thing is. I'm scared of him.

Luis Suárez: pussy

Neymar: don't or I'll bring up the biting thing

Luis Suárez: no I'm sorry.

Neymar: that's what I thought

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A/N:

Who watched the PSG vs. Barcelona game??? I was pretty upset that Barcelona lost today. I was hoping Barca was gonna take the win. What did you guys think of the game?

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