Boned

soriel

"OH TORIEL I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO SAY," Sans burst into Toriel's house.

"WHY, WHATEVER COULD IT BE, MY LO- FRIEND."

"I AM ATTRACTED TO OLD GRANDMA FURRIES."

"AND...?"

"SO THAT MEANS I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU"

"OH SANS, AND I AM ATTRACTED TO PILES OF DUSTY AND GREASY BONES."

"OH TORI, I LOVE YOU~~~~~~~~~"

"I LOVE YOU TOO. LET'S GO FUCKING KILL ASGORE AND MAKE HIM WATCH US MAKE OUT."

"YEAH! WE HATE ASGORE FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON OTHER THAN FOR SHIPPING PURPOSES!"

"PLEASE LET ME KISS YOUR MOTIONLESS MOUTH WITH MY GOAT SNOUT."

"YES."

Thn thei keess.

A/N: Yeeaah... I don't really ship it if you couldn't already tell...