That's it. I got in jail for stealing a loaf of bread. Actually that's not it. I was so noisy in class I made a teacher go in Seine. It was a tragedy; we found her drowned by the Eiffel Tower. I didn't always do bad things; I made Peter Pan go to Neverland so he would never land. Now I'm a condescending con descending into the depths of hell. I should have done better.
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Historia Cortaits truly terrible. terribly true. don't come and sue me, if your name is sue. are you blue? cuz' i am too! i need the loo to go and poo (jk) its truly terrible its terribly true this is worse than winnie...
