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I was excited as I entered the pun competition hall. It was a competition and you had to write down 10 of your best puns. The TOP 3 would be name the top puns of the year.

I took out my pencil. And oh my, it was blunt. Thus, it was pointless.

I put the bicycle I rode by the side. My, oh my, they could not stand! I could swear it was two-tired.

At the end of the day I was given back my results, and was sad to hear no pun in-ten-did win a prize.

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