I remember that day when I had a swimming competition. 'Water the chances of me winning?' I thought. And the pool was weird. It was very fishy. I mean it. There were fish swimming inside it. So I won the competition and I couldn't believe it.
So my competitors offered to pool me out. When I came out, I waved to everyone. It was a very fortunate day.
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