9.killers and death

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Today we are talking about killers.

What do murderers do to people when they try to know each other?

They break the eyes.

Can ninjas throw ninja stars?

Shur-i-ken.

If the Grim Reaper did not harvest things, but destroyed things instead:

Grim Ripper.

What do authors like to do while falling off a cliff and plunging to their death to delay death?

They write cliffhangers.

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(A/N) HEADLINES: People from all over the globe crowd around author @TorchkipBirch 's house to ask him to continue the story. However, he refuses. There is now a massive protest outside his house.

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Creds for this idea to: buildashrinefornat

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