"I'm sorry I couldn't be on Thyme!", Thyme said as he entered the lecture theatre.
"Lettuce begin!", Prof. Lettuce said as he started his lecture.
"First, vegetables are rooted to the gr-", Prof. Lettuce looked at Pea and saw him raising his hand, "What now?"
"I need to Pea! It's urgent!", Pea exclaimed.
Lettuce excused Pea to the toilet.
"So let's continue," Lettuce said.
In the middle of the lesson, the pupils heard someone exclaim.
"This is a-maize-ing!" Maize announced.
And it went on and on...
You couldn't say it was fruitful, it was vegetable-ful.
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Truly Terrible Stories in a 100 words and less
Historia Cortaits truly terrible. terribly true. don't come and sue me, if your name is sue. are you blue? cuz' i am too! i need the loo to go and poo (jk) its truly terrible its terribly true this is worse than winnie...
