"Your puns are puny," my friends laughed at me.
I didn't know what to say.
"It's time to get pun-ished, boy," they chuckled.
I remained speechless.
"It's a pun-dermental process in life, kid," they proclaimed.
I didn't speak.
They asked me what were my last words.
I thought about it.
I couldn't say anything.
"I'm still pun-dering. it's not like I'm Peter Pun," I said.
They fell to the ground, fainted.
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Truly Terrible Stories in a 100 words and less
Short Storyits truly terrible. terribly true. don't come and sue me, if your name is sue. are you blue? cuz' i am too! i need the loo to go and poo (jk) its truly terrible its terribly true this is worse than winnie...
