Truly Terrible Stories in a 100 words and less

6.thank goodness it's fryday

I walked kitchen and I was hungry, so I took a pun.

I thought it was Fry-day so I pun-fried the fish that was in the fridge.

Then I thought, "Wait, isn't it Thirst-day?"

So I threw the fish away and drank water from the sink.

Then I thought, "Wait, isn't it Wetness-day?"

So I spit all the water out and poured it over my head.

Then I thought, "Wait, isn't it Choose-day?'

So I chose to dry myself.

Then I went to the calendar and it was Man-day.

So I switched gender. Just kidding.

Thank goodness it was a day-dream.

-100 WORDS!