Truly Terrible Stories in a 100 words and less

10. fruits.

Fruits are helpful.

In rural countries, where they don't have money, their work pay is given in celery. At least they won't starve.

Apparently fruits have parents too.

I learnt that the parents of a pear are called pear-ents.

And what was the craziest thing that blew my mind was that

Acorn isn't a corn!?

What sense does that make?

So back to the subject.

You don't want to fight with grapes.

They will grape your neck so hard you will choke to death.

Then they will make it a meme and share it on a social media platform called GrapeVine.

So don't mess with fruits.

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