I was ordering coffee the other day.
After I was done, I needed some tissue. It was with the counter.
I point to the stack of tissue and say to the counter, "May I have a sheet, please?"
She said, "Of course you may sh*t. The restroom is there and we provide toilet rolls there too."
I stood there and told the cashier loudly, "PAPER PLEASE?"
She said, "Oh, you mean the tissue. You have to pay for it. It's a pay-per view.
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Short Storyits truly terrible. terribly true. don't come and sue me, if your name is sue. are you blue? cuz' i am too! i need the loo to go and poo (jk) its truly terrible its terribly true this is worse than winnie...
