Guys, please.
If you want me to run your company, please don't.
Adding 'I' into 'run your company' makes 'ruin your company'
'I' will ruin your morning run.
'I' will make you Fainta after drinking your Fanta.
'I' will paint your pant. Eww. Gross.
'I' will make your pan cause you pain.
If you think 'I' am good, don't. Don't switch 'I' with anyone in the company.
Switching 'a' with 'i' isn't good.
It will make your Swatch a useless 'switch.'
It will make a new batch of cookies into a, you know what.
So don't.
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