A magician told me he could turn a door into something else. I couldn't believe how he did it. He opened the door and it became a-jar.
Then he told me he could change a car into something else. Guess what. He drove it and the car turned into a driveway.
He also gave me some drugs. Apparently it had a-scent that makes you high.
Then at that moment, we saw a ship sink. Thank god it was just a-float and thus it didn't sink
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Truly Terrible Stories in a 100 words and less
Kurzgeschichtenits truly terrible. terribly true. don't come and sue me, if your name is sue. are you blue? cuz' i am too! i need the loo to go and poo (jk) its truly terrible its terribly true this is worse than winnie...
