My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls

Fashion Show Frenzy

2fangs wrote this

Hey. Like the title? I am all but proud of it. It has alliteration though, so it must be good. Anyway,

Fashion Show Frenzy. It was quiet in Jamaa Township. Probably too quiet. I randomly clicked this white cougar that was screaming about a fashion show and the fun began.

I went to the person's den and immediately saw something funny. There was this ridiculous-looking member arctic wolf yelling in all caps, "IF YOU LIKE ME, WALK OVER TO ME" and everyone was on the complete other side of the den, in the grass. I walked over to where everyone else was at. Then that wolf randomly stopped talking and walked sideways into another patch the grass. We all crawled back into the den. Spoiler alert. The wolf who was screaming about liking her and stuff stayed into the grass until she was eventually logged off for not moving for 5 minutes. That wasn't really much of a spoiler. Ha. Anyway, the cougar came in and sat down. There were only 3 active people other than me. The first theme was princess. I won that round and the only other normal person lost. I was left with the hostess, this stupid, chatty, modern, phone-addicted, teenage brat and this falcon who didn't respond or talk the entire time and instead of working to make a good look, he changed animals that were similar to the theme, but not quite. The next theme was clowns. I was done first and waited for the other contestants to hurry the heck up. Once the non-member brat was done, he started yelling insults to me and the hostess for no reason at all. He was also yelling at the falcon that wasn't moving about hurrying up and stuff. The hostess said to the falcon, "Are you done?" and the falcon changed into this golden crocodile that was basically the complete opposite of a clown. The hostess announced, "Non-member stupid brat, you win. Unreactive non-participating weirdo, you lose." I said "good game" to both of them. I didn't lose, I was just saying good game. anyway, the unreactive crocodile said, "Wait? Huh? I thought this was a party." At first I thought he was just being a sore loser, until he started using grammar like a six year old and asked 'how to play a fashion show.' That's what he said. "How do you play a fashion show." Seriously. Why did this guy even come? The cougar said fashion show billions of times. Also, you can't PLAY a FASHION SHOW. The cougar started explaining how to 'play a fashion show' and she explained it pretty terribly. What a piece of crap this fashion show was leading to. Also, did I mention that the non-member brat faced piece of crap was still yelling insults at everyone in the den non-stop since the first round? What a complete jerk.  After the crocodile FINALLY got what a fashion show was, he spent over 12 minutes making a look. Did I mention that brat was STILL yelling insults at everyone? The hostess said to him, "You're out." Then, the crocodile said lol and left. The brat said "lol your self." which is the screenshot I took. Then, my screen turned black and glitched out of Animal Jam. Hah. I logged back in, not caring and yelled, "HELP ME I'M BEING HACKED HELP HELP HELP ME I'M BEING HACKED NOOOOO" The only reaction I got "I knew it." I don't know what that meant, but I was disappointed by it and I logged off.

Don't disappoint me. Please.