So one time on Animal Jam I got called over from my buddy 2fangs (who is also a co-writer on this story) with no context other than the word "daycare" and was told to follow them, so I did. I appeared in some nonmember's den. The nonmember was a purple girl wolf who had random den items scattered everywhere with no order whatsoever. I was thinking it looked a bit like my room when I was at age 3 or something. But then all of a sudden the realization hit me on what "daycare" meant. The purple wolf said "Am I going to babysit you?" and I was going to say no, except 2fangs typed "yes" faster. I said "No 2fangs I did not sign up for this" but 2fangs said "Nope, Tinka's the one, ma'am" and she said "Its okay, it'll be fine. I'll just babysit you until 2fangs comes back and you can have a lot of fun here" Apparently 2fangs told her that I was like 8 years old or something before I came in. I just said "please come back quickly like right now" before 2fangs left. This is the kind of stupid practical joke things that we teenagers do I guess. So now I was just in the daycare alone with this vermin creature. She asked me "do you want to have a tour" but it was just a small den with some beds and crap in it are you fricking kidding me.mp4. Wow I must have seemed like a feisty little kid with all of that ironic protesting and insults. But anyway, I was shown around the "nursery" but secretly I was sending 2fangs hundreds of jam-a-grams to come back and save me. But when nothing worked, I cracked about 2 minutes into it and told the wolf that I am a "17 YEAR OLD WHITE HUMAN BEING WHO wOULD lIkE tO dO jUsT abOuT AnYtHiNg ElSe on THE SWEET PLANET EARTH" but then 2fangs walked In and asked "how are ye doing" and the wolf said "actually not too good" and I left.
2fangs had to apologize to the nice wolf lady for my terrible behavior for 4 minutes straight
btw I don't really play aj much sorry fellas
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My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls
HumorWARNING: Contains burns, roasting, jokes, bad puns, memes, and Paul Blart. Funny stuff happens to me on Animal Jam, every day, all the time. I think it might just be me, but maybe not. And now you get to hear all about it. Remember: this is in the...