Aight so this is short
I was trading those new Animal Jam Box emoji pedestals away
because they're worthless pieces of garbage that I regret spending real money on
(Here's a picture because I doubt anyone knows what I'm talking about)
and someone asked me "How did you manage to put the entire Emoji Movie cast on your trade". And this somehow amused me so I responded, "I kidnapped them. I am keeping them hostage." The person made a ":O" face. Then I said "But sadly I still have them because no one is willing to pay the demands for their miserable lives" and.. I guess that freaked them out because they left. There were also a bunch of people crowding around me too. I guess that I just unwillingly somehow always drag attention to myself by just saying small things like this. Ah well.
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My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls
HumorWARNING: Contains burns, roasting, jokes, bad puns, memes, and Paul Blart. Funny stuff happens to me on Animal Jam, every day, all the time. I think it might just be me, but maybe not. And now you get to hear all about it. Remember: this is in the...