Ello again! Back at it with the ol' troll stories, eh? Well, here's a new one for ye:
I was in Mt. Shiveer mindin' me ol' business, betting people, winnin' some of that loot, when I get a letter. Open this 'ere letter up, someone says to meet them in me den. Go there, do t'at, person shows herself. White rabbit with one of those 'ere fancy cheese hats. "OMG HI!!" She says. What kind of language is that, eh? Certainly not my stinkin' type. "Aye!", I said. She replied, "WE USED TO BE SCALING BUDDIES!!" What. What in the name of crackers n' bread is she talkin' about? I went along wit' it anyhow. "Oh, uh.. yeah?" I said. "REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO GO AROUND SCALIN' PEOPLE?!" She said. "Aye, uh.. I don't exactly remember t'at." I said. "YEAH YEAH! YEARS AGO!" She said. At this point, I gave up on the plain' act. "Honestly", I said, "I 'aven't a clue who ye are, or what'cha doin' 'ere, eh." I said. She went on for a bit, then finally admitted, "Oh, I'm just doin' a prank video! Sorry to bother ya!" And she was gone. Aye, I should'a known. How can a troller possibly be trolled? Just doesn't make sense, aye. An'way, I'll continue to write stories for ya anytime I get the chance. See ya, eh!
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My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls
HumorWARNING: Contains burns, roasting, jokes, bad puns, memes, and Paul Blart. Funny stuff happens to me on Animal Jam, every day, all the time. I think it might just be me, but maybe not. And now you get to hear all about it. Remember: this is in the...
