My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls

Peacemaker

Once upon a time I was walkin around in Jamaa (cough cough cough)  lookin for a story since I haven't done one in a while because im an unproductive idiot (cough cough cough) wow I'm sorry I have a cold. Seriously. And then I found some random nonmember person hosting a "karaoke party"? How was that supposed to work? People freakin' just type lyrics into the keyboard and pretend to sing? I then went to her den and, yes, I do believe I was right. People were literally just screaming lyrics to random songs. I specifically remember some cancerous K-Pop song, the song "take a hint" with notable lyrics such as "take your hand off my hips or i'll punch you in the lips" (I thought this was a kid's game), and firework. What is this, 2012? I gave everyone a quick hello but I noticed that for some reason, people were just especially salty in there, angrily mashing pop lyrics into their keyboard. I kinda just sat around for a bit talking to the non member who was typing in all caps their little "take a hint" ditty about why I feel as if the song is utter garbage just to make someone mad, but then the owner came in and said "I'll come into this den and judge how well you sing in a couple minutes". Now, how are you supposed to judge that? Ah well. At least it was a... nice idea? But then a nonmember penguin (seemed like the only male person there) came in. He sat in the den silent for a while, until he randomly typed "Fruit salad". Wait a second. Being the meme expert I am, I knew this meme. I clicked over and said "Yummy yummy". His penguin did the :) emoji and then he typed half of the lyrics to "Never gonna give you up". I finished them again. But then he dropped an atomic bomb and said "I HATE ASIAN PEOPLE" and walked over to the person that was singing K-Pop and proceeded to make enemies out of the blue. I was a little dumbfounded at this, but nonetheless, it was funny yet highly offensive so I pretended I had nothing to do with it. Mrs. K- Pop, who was also giving me the love emojis earlier, got into some flame war with Mr. Meme penguin for a while and was talking about all this garbage about how all people are equal and all that hippie garbage. Mrs. Take a Hint, who was just simply typing out the entire song and sitting by herself in the corner of the den, not responding to anyone for the entire duration finally stood up and told the penguin "I am asian" and he said "I hate you". I watched this little squabble for a while, Mr. Meme referencing memes every 3 seconds, Mrs. K-Pop defending K-Pop, and Mrs. Take a Hint getting upset, but then the owner came back to judge. Everyone immediately stopped arguing. "Hello, I am here to judge you. Who wants to go first." All of them started arguing on who should go first, but then Mrs. K-Pop proceeded with her... "K-popness". She wasn't even done yet when Mrs. Take a Hint started typing out lyrics to her song, but then Mr. Meme told them that they were both garbage. I knew this was going to erupt. I knew this was going to turn out terrible. So I jumped up and said "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down". Everyone was actually silent for a bit, still. I wasn't really sure what was going on. But then all three of them said "Never gonna run around and, desert you". The rest of the time we sang Rick Astley, including the judge, and no one cared about the Asians. It was actually magical to see it happen. Then one by one everyone left. I was the only one left at that point, so I logged off. But at that moment, I realized... I am the maker of peace.