Once upon a time, I went to Aldan just to see what chaotic mess was happening that day, when I saw the rarest person I have ever laid eyes on hosting a giveaway. Knowing that rare people can probably spare a couple hundred rare spikes for a poor low commoner such as me, I went to their den to see what was going on. When I got there, there was people that was there already waiting for an hour for this lady. She conveniently came on my first twenty minutes of waiting though, saying "HI EVERYONE!" and people were pretty bent out of shape for the long wait. She told everyone "I'm so sorry for making you wait... I tried to get my den full so everyone can get a little bit of my stuff..." and I asked "How come you're getting rid of everything?" and she said "Oh, well, my dad just got sent to jail for abusing me and my mother and me and my mom are going to have to be sent to shelters since we can no longer own our stuff..." Everyone in the den was pretty sympathetic, and to honest, so was I. After her explaining her life situation for about 10 more minutes, people started saying that they were crying just reading what she was going through, and I felt pretty bad too, but I kinda had some suspicions at the same time. After a while of talking she said "Thank you so much everyone... I'm so happy... and I'll feel even happier giving you guys items! :)" and I started to think that I might have been wrong about assuming she was a scammer. But then, she said "Okay guys! So here's how it goes: You guys trade me an item, and I keep it. Then, at the end, whoever trade me the best will get a headdress!" and I already saw what was coming. Dang nabbit. I really wanted to think there was a good person on here, but I already know this is a scam. I sat on the side and watched people loose their items, and the entire time, I was preaching about how this was a scam. I mean, how come she needed our trust to give her items? And besides, I wonder how she got so rare... I mean, this entire thing was a hoax. 2 other people actually listened to me, and started to tell everyone to stop, but then she locked us out. (She would lock people out who were being "rude" to her). I just accepted the fact someone was going to get scammed there, so I just continued on with my day. But then I got a jammer wall message. Apparently, someone who was at that giveaway was going "undercover" and giving me intel on if she was a scammer or not. After a while of him sending me updates, he sent me a letter saying "It was a scam. Everyone there got scammed." Yep. Moral of the story: Trust no one. Go to no giveaways. Everyone is secretly a terrible person, and everyone knows it. The only things you can really trust are raffles where it involves no passwords or items, and Amazon. Because Amazon is awesome.
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My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls
HumorWARNING: Contains burns, roasting, jokes, bad puns, memes, and Paul Blart. Funny stuff happens to me on Animal Jam, every day, all the time. I think it might just be me, but maybe not. And now you get to hear all about it. Remember: this is in the...