My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls

Edgy Commission Situation

I tried coming up with a clever and witty title. I really did. But this is just a disgrace.

Anyway, once upon a time about a year ago, I made an art commission for some person with the word Animal Jam in their username. Let's call them AnimalJam. Anyway, apparently, a year later, one of AnimalJam's friends saw this commission and wanted to have one too. So they made way to my den... Let's name them Edgy. Because their username sounds like "Edgy". Anyway, EDGY told me, "I want a commission please" I said "Alrighty! Of what?" Well. They didn't know, so as they talked, they brainstormed. This in itself is not a problem, except, in order for me to keep track of what they were saying, I had to screenshot it since there was so much crap to keep track of, and they repeated everything 3 times (Not an exaggeration) to make sure I "got it", and the fact they changed their mind about literally everything twice (Still not an exaggeration). I had over 60 screenshots saved on my computer by the time they were done, and half of them I didn't even need because they changed their mind about something. Well, I mean, this part wasn't even the stuff I was originally going to write about. It was the commission itself. I'm not sure if you'll even find this funny, but I was laughing for about 15 minutes straight. In fact, I found it so ridiculous that I screenshotted our entire conversation on top of the screenshots telling me what they wanted. Anyway, here it is:

"I want me, no, I want me and 5 of my friends being detectives." "Detectives?" "Yes xD" "Okay, got it. What should the background be?" "Background? Uh... Computers. Like a computer room." "Alrighty" "NO WAIT" "What" "Make that an alley! and there's like robbers lol" "Robbers" "Robbers in the background like stealing stuff and we're stopping them" "Okay" "no wait" "What" "Can we be wearing glasses" "Glasses?" (Me thinking they were thinking of actual glasses when they were trying to say "shades") "Yes glasses lol and can there be like police men in the background too stopping the robbers too" "Yeah sure" "Oh wait can me and my friends be like snapping and looking at the ground all cool" "Yep" "make it cool" "Yeah okay" "Do you have any ideas" "Uh... (me trying to think of a way this picture can be done easier) How about it's in black and white?" "YES LIKE AN OLD MOVIE!!!!" "Yeah sure!" "Can we all stand in a line" "Yep sure. By the way, who are your friends?" "Oh it's just [username], [username], [username], [username], and [username]." (Me being concerned because I didn't want to do that much work) "Ah, I see. Hm. That's a lot of people." "Yes it is XD I have a lot of friends" (Me being sad because I low-key have no friends in real life) "haha, I bet you do." "That's probably it." "Alrighty!" "Actually wait can you repeat everything I said" "Yep sure. [Me repeating everything]" "You're the best!" "Thank you!" "Can you add yourself in the picture :3" "Oh uh... Sure?" (Confusion because I know that people usually aren't this nice to me) "Oh and can you write Popo Squad in the corner" "Yep sure" (I was laughing harder at this point, as they said "popo squad" in full seriousness.)

And then that was it. I got rid of everything that was repeated over 2 times. And the part where they made me repeat everything. And the part where they made me repeat their friend's names. But to be completely honest, EDGY is a really nice person. I just found this experience pretty funny. Oh, by the way, I made the picture a couple days ago. I'll post it.

(This is the version that doesn't have the words "Popo Squad" in the corner, since I was worried it wouldn't get approved.)