Excuse my lack of intelligence back in 2013 (5 Years ago), I cannot believe I cried at this incident. Anyway,
Once upon a time, I valued even the smallest rare item mondays like my life. I was dirt poor. I was also a hyped up kid who would buddy everyone and go on "playdates" of spamming emojis at people and typing "XD" and would dance for 20 minutes straight and call it "fun". I was a freaking imbecile. Well, there's some background for ya. So the day started when I was just hanging out with a random buddy out of my 6 million, just after I got scammed. The scammer took my rare bonnet and backpack, and I was a freaking pit of despair after it. I was angry (You stole my crap, you freaking moron), confused (How could you do this to me), and very sad (Nooo not my stupid crap it was rare :( :( :( [crying emoji]). I was complaining to my buddy about it and they were just listening to me rant about it. I told them, probably in all caps considering what kind of kid I was, "I'M GOING TO REPORT THEM!!" and I went to the scammer and reported her, and then returned back to my buddy's den to see her making surprised emojis and then angry emojis. I asked her with 100% childish innocence, "What's wrong?" and she screamed through her caps locked squeals, "I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU REPORTED ME!!!!!" and I said "No i didnt i reported that mean scammer" and she ran away from me and said "WELL I GOT A MESSAGE ON SCREEN THAT SAID YOU REPORTED ME!!!!!" and left. But, being the fantastically no-brained idiot, I followed her. She went to a new server and ran to Mount Shiveer and tried hiding from me by turning her animal white. I followed her. After about 10 minutes worth of chasing her, her running away, and me screaming "IM SO SORRY" the entire way, my mom eventually made me get off the computer because I was taking too long to "check" on Animal Jam. I tried to tell my buddy I had to get off, but she kept running away and wouldn't listen, so I messaged her "im so srry, I gtg" and logged out. I got off the computer miserably, and went to the bathroom and cried. When I came out, I was so depressed that my mom actually noticed. (Which is a big thing, let me tell you.) After a couple of hours, I went back on the computer and I had a message. It was from that girl, and she told me "Whoops lol srry you didnt report me lolz". In situations like these, any person with even half a brain would know that she was a freaking jerk on a stick. But, me being completely oblivious to the freaking world around me and who went through life without even noticing a single flipping thing, took this apology as a genuine apology. I accepted it. What the freak. We were 100 percent okie dokie with this and hanged out until she left Animal Jam shortly after. Sheesh, good riddance. At the same time, I have absolutely no friends who come online anymore (Expect for you, Hibiscus) and.. It just gets freakin' depressing, because I know that I'm about 3 years older than everyone else on that website, but I just can't give it up for some reason.
But anyway, looking back on this event, I realized that... Through all my years on this site, checking it every day and being reported multiple times, I have never gotten a message on screen that pops up when I get reported. So.. That girl lied? She was freakin' acting that entire time? She thought it would be funny to make me feel so miserable that I freakin' cried? ... Haha! Great trolle, bro! That was some serious acting! Nice, mate! You really outdid yourself this time!
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My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls
HumorWARNING: Contains burns, roasting, jokes, bad puns, memes, and Paul Blart. Funny stuff happens to me on Animal Jam, every day, all the time. I think it might just be me, but maybe not. And now you get to hear all about it. Remember: this is in the...