Bill Nye in Junior High

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See how I made the title rhyme?... Okay then.

Once upon a time I just logged on with no plan with what I was going to do with my day, until, of course, I saw some random person advertising their den as a high school. Brilliant. Since I was listening to the best music (Bill Nye the Science Guy) earlier, I was a tiny bit on a craze and went to their den with only one thing in mind. I dressed up as a scientist and ran around typing the words "Bill Nye the Science Guy". At least, that what it was for about the first 3 minutes. I then found a classroom with kids taking their seats. There was a butthurt nonmember wolf "student", a member arctic wolf "teacher" that was basically any arctic wolf stereotype, and an elephant "student". The teacher said "Everyone plz take ur seats." The nonmember wolf then started yelling at me because I didn't "take my seat". I told her that Bill Nye was better than her. I must have set off a atomic bomb in her, because I've never seen someone get angrier at me. I completely ignored her, though, and typed the lyrics of Bill Nye the Science guy. The elephant joined me. The teacher was also starting to show signs of butthurt-ness and yelled at the entire class to shut up, stop singing, stop yelling, to take their seats, and to stop taking sides. Soon, this was no ordinary Bill Nye fight. This was a Bill Nye War. There was no going back now. I had to finish this battle. 

20 minutes later

Hey guys, nice to see ya again. Things got a little crazy, but I'm safely locked in my den with only 3 hate messages, so I'm good.

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