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Four Gem Betting Failures

IF THERE IS ONE THING YOU HAVE TO LEARN FROM THIS STORY, DON'T BET PEOPLE. THE ONLY REASON WHY I GET TO DO IT IS BECAUSE I HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF I LOOSE HALF THE STUFF I OWN. DON'T BET.

Okay. Anyways, here is a collection of stupid crap that happened to me betting on four gem with people:

1. A person said they'd give me a spike if I won. I won. They left. I sent them a letter saying something like "Honesty at it's finest" and, instead of carrying out their sneaky getaway, they actually responded to the jam-a-gram saying "lol ikr" 1. That makes no sense 2. I have their username now because of that, but I'm not going to cry to AJHQ and say "SNIFFLES THIS GUY BETTED ME AND HE DIDN'T PAY ME CRYING EMOJI SNIFFLES" I'm just going to act rational. By not caring whatsoever.

2. A person who was quite "unrare" (Hold on a second.. why is "unrare" a word in the Animal Jam community? It's an abomination to everyone who speaks of it. Anyways,) this unrare person told me "Can we start small" and I said "Sure!" without looking at what they were going to bet me. (I care more about the game than the prizes.) And, of course, I won. And they said "aw I will send you them" and I said "Okay!" Well, at this point, I was wondering about what I got as a prize, and it was a whopping 4 necklaces. They sent me 4 jam a grams full of necklaces.

3. A person said they would bet me a long spike if I betted them a long spike, and I said "Sure!" knowing I would probably win, and guess what? I won. And they left. Well, I had their username and followed them to where they left to. I asked them "Hey! Remember that game of four gem we just played?" and they said "Yeah, you won." and I said "So... Don't I get that little goody you promised me?" and they said "Omg betting is against the AJHQ rules I'm reporting you" (IT'S NOT) I guess that was a creative way to get out of a bet. 

Those were only 3 stories, but people ran out on me 12 times in the last 2 days of betting. It's weird how distrust-worthy people are. Don't bet, I mean, unless you're betting me, of course. I'm always happy to bet! And if I scam you, post it all over the internet. (Which I wouldn't. Seriously, I think you can probably trust me. I may be a big fat troll, but I'm not a scammer.) Oh! And I'm also really good at four gem, so bet your headdresses and cry all over yourself when you loose it. Hahahahaha Im just kidding please don't take that seriously. But, in fact, I would like someone to play four gem with me for a while. It gets lonely sitting in a den full of betas with no friends...

By the way, the following people are pretty awesome:

@GalaxySkiesssTehBean @EmmaCooper126 @EclipseWhisper @DarkRoseAj