My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls

Princess Kawii- Part 1

It took me over a year to realize that my nightmare oh sorry I mean abomination oh sorry I mean BUDDY'S name was spelled wrong. I'm guessing she was probably 6 and accidentally spelled her name wrong. It was "Kawii" instead of "Kawaii". Ha ha. Never gets old, people spelling their own usernames wrong. But anyways,

Once upon a time I was minding my own freaking business when I heard my doorbell go off on Animal Jam. I saw none of my buddies were online, which did not surprise me since I only have about 10 buddies, so I was guessing it was another random nonmemeber. No. No it was not. When I can there, I saw some bright pink memeber wearing a tutu and princess crown and ballet slippers RPing with a rare lion plushie in my den. I didn't really know how to approach this since it was like trying to approach a freaking mentally unstable patient, so I just, from a bit of a distance said, "Hey there". She walked over to me and, "Hello! My name is Princess. What is yours?" and I said "Uhhh Tinkaglitch41?" and she said "I like that name. Come to my den to have some tea!" and left. At this point I knew- I was dealing with a hardcore RPer. But from the amount of grammatical errors and spelling mistakes, I also knew I was probably either dealing with an uneducated high school dropout, or a 6-10 year old girl. Or maybe an old man with alzheimer's. Anyway, I, being the gentleman my patient thought I was, went over to her den and politely sat down on the couch. When I came there, though, I realized that she was in the middle of RPing with herself making tea when she was alone. By herself. No one was there. She was talking to herself making "tea". This slightly creeped me out. I no longer felt the slightest bit of comfort I had in the first place. I was genuinely freaked out. She walked over to me, and said "Sits on couch and give tea" I just said in a desperate response to this, "Wow that was delicious." She said, almost expecting me to tell her that, "Yes. It is my mother's recipe. But she is gone now." I said, "Oh." and she wrote "...", so then I wrote "How?" and then she continued to explain how her mother died or something trying to fight something/ someone and then she turned into a crystal and then placed a crystal den item in her den to prove to me that it was her mother. I attemtped to make a joke, so when she placed the crystal, I said "Hello Princess's mother" and then Princess Kawii very quickly and ungrammatically lectured me about how her "MOTHER IS DEAD AND CANNOT HEAR ME" so I sat down and was silent for a while as she explained the terrible tragedy of her dead mother. At this point, was staring at the wall in my house and notice some weird thing outside that was moving that people call "birds", since it entertained me more than this scene, no matter how weirded out I was over it. By the time I looked back, Princess Kawii was telling me to "go to the beach" with her and went to Crystal Sands. But... Something about this statement made me worried. Real worried. You know why? 

Well...

I'll tell ya in the second part.

 I actually finished this story, but I realized this one was twice as big as the usual story. I left ya on a cliff hanger, didn't I. Sorry mates. At least you get 2 stories, right? Kinda?