My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls

Princess Kawii- Part 2

Hey mates! Nice ta see ya again, yadda yadda, let's get back to it. So last time, I said there was somethin' real wrong with the last message Princess Kawii left me with. Well, here's the reason-

The second before she teleported her animal, she gave me the heart emoji. Now, this was bad. Real bad. I don't do this crap, man. Especially not to people I'm not even sure how well their mental condition is. But, I didn't say anything to her and followed her. When I got there, she was playing in the water by herself, and typing to herself on how much fun she was having. When no one was there. Not a soul. I walked over to her, and then she randomly said "I always take off my tutu when I go into the water". At this point, I wasn't even freaking surprised. I said "Oh. I leave everything on. Because I don't care." and then she started spamming laugh emojis at me and said, "You are so funny!!" and I said, "Oh, thanks." and then she started running around the server with me following her, after she "put back on the tutu". Then, we got to a water slide. She said "Oh the water slide!!" I said "yeah". As you can obviously tell, I have no idea how to socially interact with people like this. Then she asked "Can you go down with me?" and then made a quick love emoji. I said "Sure" pretending not to see it, but I was well aware of the dangers. So then we went down the slide. She said when we got to the bottom, "That was so fun!!!" and then made a laugh emoji, replaced it with a love emoji for a couple seconds, and then turned it back to a laugh emoji. This was getting too intense for me, for I hate communication by emoji without context or a way to respond. It's impossible, and an impossible situation to deal with. Anyway, I just said "Yeah" and then.. She finally asked me "Do you want to be my boyfriend" and obviously, I said. Uh. I said yes. Because she was obviously very little and I can't disappoint the juniors like this. I said yes, and then she said "GREAT!" and showed me around her new house. It was simply fantastic. A small house with a single bed. I'm the not one to judge, though. She was telling me about how I could sleep with her on the couch, and what time she usually "gets up" in the morning. She told me what she usually has for breakfast, and how late she stays up. And how we were going to live together. This was great and all, but I had enough for the day. I told her I had to go, unbuddied her very quickly, and left. And I never saw her again. Boom. Quickest way to taking care of your problems, ladies and gentlemen. Okay that's it. Pretty long story, eh? Next time i'll make a better one and make sure the break in between stories ain't so long. Alrighty, folks? Well, have a wonderful life, and hope to see ya around soon.

P.S. Oh by the way, I want to personally thank Azaleami on Animal Jam for the nice messages. So... Thank ya, mate! Glad you like my stories, and have a great day!