Cancer

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One day I went to the well known "Aldan" server to go dwell outside the chaos and drama, but I accidentally got dragged into the the drama, the opposite of what I was intending. Anyway, there was some person called Redpanada35 who was telling people that top hats came out a month ago? (Which they didn't, obviously.) and they were just in this huge argument with someone. I told them to just stop arguing. I mean, it was extremely obvious that Redpanada was pretty young, and I just thought the situation was getting out of hand. Anyways, Redpanada turned the argument over to me, and I just sat there, not responding. I thought maybe he would just rage quit and leave or something. Nope. He stopped talking to me for a bit, and started blaming someone for scamming even though she quite obviously wasn't. By then, 8 people were all arguing. Then, 2 people started making fun of me...? I told them "What the heck are you doing?" and they said "HE'S BLAMING MY FRIEND OF SCAMMING" and I said "I know he is. I was trying to stop it." and they they both left after fighting me for a couple more minutes. Then Redpanda started arguing with me again because I told him that "I can't physically look at my computer screen anymore." (It was a joke) and he said "YOU ARE AN 8 YEAR OLD HUEHUEHUE" and I said "What" and he said "I AM THE KING YOU ARE A CHILD" and I said "What are you saying." and then he said "YOU ARE CANCEROUS" and I said "Well, you are too." and he left. I thought it was over, and everyone else carried on with their day. But then he started sending me jam a grams, so I wasn't quite off the hook. "YOU ARE CHANCE OR" he said. "Why are you still messaging me" I replied. "CHANCE OR US CHILD" he said. "That won't offend me. Clearly you're mad and want to carry this on" I said. "IM NOT MAD, YOUR MAD" but then I blocked him. The end.

Oh, uh, thanks for 1000 views! I get about 6-7 messages a day when I used to get about 1 every week. Wait, I'll be more excited about this. Ahem. Search up a picture of minions or something.

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