My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls

Ding dong the girlfriend's dead!

Once upon a stinking time I was a normal jammer doing my normal (Well... MY normal) thing. Talking to my den items. I was sitting there, about to go on an adventure with my porch swing when my doorbell rang. It was my buddy. I just said hi and then she said hi and then she left. But right before she did, she made A STINKING BLUSHY EMOJI- ICON THING AT ME AND THEN LEFT. I thought it was a emoji-icon-what-ever-the-heck-those-things-are mistake so I just... ran over to my den items and played with them for about 5 seconds when I got some mail. I looked at it just like any person would do and it was that same girl again. (I only buddied her because she wanted one of my masterpieces... but I never gave it to her. So that was a huge waste of time and energy.) But anyway, the letter was asking "Do you like me" and I said "All my buddies are the same to me" and then she replied "Your den" so I went to my den, preparing to just say lol and lock her out. But instead, she said "Wanna be my boy friend" and I said "Sure" (now look at the picture I attached above /\) and then she just immediately said "my den" so I went to her den. And you know what I saw? I'll give you 89 guesses. I'm just kidding, I don't have the time. My troll physics are waiting. So this random arctic wolf was at her den and she said "WHO IS THAT" and my new girlfriend said "Don't kick him out please" and the arctic wolf said "GO AWAY" and I said "Okay" and then my new girlfriend (Lets call her... Girl.) SO Girl said "NO MOM DONT KICK HIM OUT IM GOING TO HAVE TO LOCK YOU OUT" and then mrs. mom said "DONT YOU DARE" and then Girl locked her out and said "Sorry" but at that time, I just told her "I gtg" and I unbuddied her and ran away forever. She never sent me any mail about it, so I guess she didn't notice. That's good. Remember boys and girls: Tinkaglitch41 is not looking for a girlfriend!