My Funny Animal Jam Stories/ Trolls

"Glitched" Nerd Glasses

I was running around Jamaa Township today, saying "I sat down and I can't get up" for the sits and giggles (Hahaha WOW I made a joke #Harambae) and I saw this person saying "GLITCHED Nerd Glasses on Trade! At least trade a spike collar, any color!" Two things wrong. One. Nerd glasses, I'm pretty sure, are not worth a spike collar. Two. The nerd glasses on their trade list weren't glitched. They were trying to swindle people, apparently. They said the silver rimmed glasses were glitched, and the gold ones were the Rare Item Monday, which, of course, is incorrect. I said, and I made sure to use the word "Pal" as much as humanly possible, "Hey pal, those nerd glasses aren't glitched, pal." and they said "Yes they are shut u" (What is "shut u") and 3 other people started spamming at them "ITS NOT GLITCHED". Finally, after a couple minutes, they left while saying "IM QUITTING AJ BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU JERKY". Well, I took a screenshot of their name and followed them. They were in Jamaa Township still trying to rob these poor folks of their spikes. I walked over to them and said "Hey pal, you trying at this again?" and they said "Ya" and I said "Stop trying to pick on these people, pal, and quit it, will ya?" and they said "no". Then, this random penguin started telling me to quit Animal Jam (for some reason?) and I was trying to explain to them how Mrs. Prissy foot is trying to scam people. Then randomly, Mrs. Scammer told me "What are you, 5?" and I said, "What." and they said "I'm 13 lol I'm a lot older than u" and I said "I'm 15?" (I was being honest with this one) and they didn't respond for a while. (Several time measurements later) Me and her were still arguing, and it eventually became a case of "IM RECORDING THIS AND SENDING THIS TO AJHQ I'VE BEEN FILMING THIS ENTIRE TIME" while the penguin was doing some kind of pep session where he was yelling "THOSE ON THE ARCTIC WOLF'S SIDE (Scammer's side) GO ON THIS SIDE OF JAMAA WHILE THE PEOPLE ON THE WOLF'S SIDE (My side) GO ON THE OTHER and people were screaming at us to either: Quit AJ, call me names, or telling us both to quit Animal Jam. Today was not a good day, and all for a pair of "Glitched" nerd glasses. Pathetic.