Batman x Joker What Would I Do Without You

Chapter 14

Joker POV

Batsy left me up in his bedroom while he went downstairs to talk to boy wonder and his butler. I finished eating the food he left... Everything feels so empty when he's busy.. Might as well take a shower like he mentioned instead of sitting around bored, he thought to himself.

Joker grabbed the towel Bruce layed out for him and walk out of the room towards the bathroom. As he was in the shower all he could think was how anxious he was for his bats to finish doing whatever he had to do. He felt lonely which is something he never really felt until now, getting closer to batman.

He was in the shower for a really long time just thinking and daydreaming until he finally got out. He dried off and got dressed in the new clothes batman got out for him, black slacks and a black button up dress shirt.

"He knows what I like but he wears entirely too much black, this outfit would be cuter in purple." Joker said to himself.

He was walking down the hall back to the bedroom when he heard a noise coming from downstairs. Joker being nosy decided to sneak down to see if there was anything fun for him to spy on. He walked down the stairs and into another giant hallway. There were probably a million rooms he thought so he had to listen carefully for wherever the noise he heard was coming from.

As he walked down past each door he heard footsteps behind one. He slowly peeked his head in to see and he saw an older man sitting in a chair in front of a desk. It looked like a room where Batsy did all his paperwork business stuff he thought.

"Who is that man?" Joker whispered to himself, "Is that the butler guy Bats was talking about? Or some random guy in his home?"

The room was really big like all the other rooms in this place so being curious Joker decided to sneak in the room itself and hide behind a chair on the other side of the room. He hoped he didn't make any sound, if he got caught Batman would surely be pissed at him.

Joker looked around trying to see the face of this man better. He sure was dressed like a butler he thought. Maybe he shouldn't worry, but just as he was about to leave he tripped over the chair he was hiding behind and Alfred immediately whipped his head over spotting the clown.

"Ooooh fuck." Joker said standing up.

"Oh my goodness!! How did you find this place?!?!? I have to get Batman at once!!" Alfred yelled running out of the room to warn Bruce.

Before he could get out the door though Joker grabbed him by the wrists and flung him back into the chair.

"Look butler guy there's no need to alarm him... Can you give me a minute to just sit and talk with you? I'm guessing my Batsy still hasn't told you anything yet. I was trying to stay out of the way. I only sneaked in here because I wasn't sure who you were until I got a better look at you. I'm not here to cause trouble."

"How can I believe you?!?! You're Batman's archenemy!! Also what do you mean he hasn't told me anything yet, he normally tells me everything!! What on Earth is going on!?!" Alfred was in shock, never in a million years did he think Joker would ever be in the Wayne Manor of all places.

"Well I'm a little more than his Archenemy now.... But maybe it's best to let him explain everything to you, you would just call me a liar if I tried telling you anything. I don't blame you, I can be pretty untrustworthy sometimes." Joker tried telling him calmly.

"Why would you two be doing anything here together? It makes no sense to me..." Alfred sounded very confused.

"Listen old man, I'm going to go back up to his bedroom where I was before, Batsy will talk to you about everything, especially now that you saw me. If he sees me with you he'll just flip out even more, got it?"

Alfred nodded, he knew Bruce would show up any minute to speak with him so if Joker was up to no good like usual then he can trust Batman to take care of it.

Joker ran out of the room rushing back upstairs to the master bedroom. He knew Bats would find out he made a huge mistake running into his butler like that. He started getting scared he would kick him out or get really angry with him, but what could he do besides sit on the bed and wait for his reaction.... He put all of his highest hopes into his Batsy punishing him sexually if he was lucky enough.