Batman x Joker What Would I Do Without You

Chapter 30

Smut Warning!!

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It's been 2 months since they broke up and Joker went back to be with Harley for the kid. He was still upset over everything, missing Batman everyday. He hasn't even shown his face outside of his funhouse since he left. But he needed to get back out there somehow.

"Harley I'm plotting a new scheme so I'm going up to the roof. Don't disturb me." Joker said.

"Ok Puddin. Good to see you finally getting back to your old self I knew." She smiled.

Joker ran up to the roof of his hideout with a pair of binoculars to see far in the distance. It was late at night so he knew Batman would be patrolling around for any trouble. Joker is going to cause trouble for the first time since before dating the caped crusader just to get his attention. It'll be quite a surprise to ole batty he thought.

Looking through the night sky with his binoculars he finally spotted Batman using his cape to fly in the air. That was Joker cue to leap off of his funhouse and do what he planned to do.

Joker went to the top of the highest building in Gotham and decided to jump off. Not in a suicide attempt, he was only going to jump because he knew if he did Batman was sure to save him before he hit the ground. He saved him from jumping one time before when they first met so why wouldn't he again?

The clown stood on the edge, turned his back, and let himself fall. Before he knew it he was falling faster and faster almost half way to the ground and then right on time Batman scoops him up in his arms and grapples them both to another rooftop saving his life. Once they were standing there together Batman looked furious.

"Joker? What the hell were you doing, trying to kill yourself?!?! Do you not care that you have a family who needs you now?!?!" He yelled.

"I wasn't trying to kill myself bats for brains!! I needed to do something to get you damn attention and it worked!" Joker raised his voice back at him.

"What do you want my attention for? Everything has been said and done already." Batman said still sounding pissed.

"Maybe if you actually listen to me for once you might learn something!! You might learn that this breaking up thing isn't working, and I know it's not working for you just as much as it isn't for me because we're not so different!!"Joker screamed.

"I haven't seen you in two months and this is the way you greet me?!? No, you know what, maybe a break up was better! God you drive me insane!"

"After five years of trying to get you to let out your crazy side all I had to do was date you?!? Fuck you Batman!!"

"Batman? You're calling me Batman instead of Batsy or Bats? You hate me that much I don't get that sentimental nicknames from you anymore? Who would've thought I'd care so much about what you call me until it all came to this!! Fuck you too!!"

"I don't hate you!! You don't drive me crazy, I'm bat shit crazy for you and you're too fucking blind to see we're made for each other!! But no, a baby I never even wanted had to get in the way!! What would I do without you Bats?!?! You complete me!!"

"God Joker you really piss me off sometimes!"

"And what are you gonna do about it!! There are no means of controlling me!!"

"Just shut the fuck up!" Batman punched him down into a dark alley way where nobody else was around.

Joker picked himself up and was about to smack Batman in across the face but the bat caught his wrist before he could and slammed the clown against the outside wall of the building. He roughly kissed Joker, slipping his tongue in his mouth fighting for dominance. After a minute they stopped kissing, Batman still pinning him to the wall against his will, and they looked deeply in each other's eyes knowing what was about to happen.

"Batsy... I want you...please"

"Daddy is gonna teach you a rough lesson." He whispered seductively in Joker's ear.

Batman bit Joker's earlobe and then licked down his neck. Joker moaned which made Batman cover his mouth quickly.

"If you make any loud noises I'll give you something to scream about." He said sternly.

Batman ripped Joker's pants off like a sex crazed animal and then pulling his own pants down. He rubbed one hand up under Joker's shirt to feel his chest and twisted his nipple. Joker had to bite his lip to assure he wouldn't make a sound. With Batman's other hand he shoved two fingers into his entrance as hard and fast as he could, he wanted him to feel pain.

"Oh Batsy, I like when you take your aggression out on me haha"

Batman slapped Joker's ass and started choking him, "What did I say about make any noise? Who's your daddy?"

"You're my daddy" Joker winced as Batman slapped his ass again.

"You like pain don't you?" Batman growled.

"Yes daddy" Joker screamed in pain as Batman scratched down his back.

"I want you to take it, take all for daddy. Feel my pleasure."

Batman lifted Joker's legs up around his shoulders and held him up with only the wall as support and shoved his member deep inside his opening, hard and fully.

It had been a while since Joker had felt Batman like this and he loved every moment of it, wishing the night would never end. His eyes teared up a little with the pain he was enduring but he wouldn't have it any other way. He screamed and cursed in pleasure.

Feeling batman pulling back and forth inside him was like heaven. Their lips locked again so perfectly as Batman eventually came inside of him. Afterwards He sat Joker down on the ground handing him his pants and pulling up his own, then before Joker could say good bye or anything Batman had already fled into the night. Joker should have expected as much. Just because they fuck doesn't mean Batman would take him back. He had his morals.

Joker scoffed, "haha 'morals' "