Batman x Joker What Would I Do Without You

Chapter 27

Normal POV

Later during the day Joker and Batman had rushed out to stop whatever it was Harley was planning to get her puddin back. Robin insisted in coming along to help but Batman pushed him to leave back to school as planned and they would take care of everything themselves. The dark knight and the clown were in the batmobile together, speeding down the road to stop her as quickly as possible.

"How did you get word of her doing all this anyway?" The caped crusader asked.

"I got a letter from her, she found someone I guess who knew where I've been staying, I don't know who. But in the letter she said she was going to have her revenge and expose my new relationship because apparently only she can have me in her mind. She also wrote to go to the roof of the court house because she has a surprise waiting." Joker was so furious with her right now.

"Does she know that knew person you're seeing is me?.." Batman questioned.

"It.. might have slipped out in a way..." Joker nervously confessed.

"Joker! You have to watch yourself! This is serious!" Batman was raising his voice almost yelling at his clown boyfriend.

"Dammit Batsy, I made a mistake. I was pissed and needed to move in a hurry to help you with one of your missions. I'm sorry." He crossed his arms.

Batman sighed, "No point in arguing about this now, what's done is done. We can take care of this."

They parked in front of the court house and got out of the batmobile. Batman grappled both of them up to the roof to find the surprise Harley had waiting for them. It was Talia Al Ghul.

She stood there waiting for them, Harley found her only to get back at Batman.

"Talia?" Batman looked as if he thought he'd never see her again, "What are you doing here? What is Harley Quinn planning?"

"Aww Batman," She walked over to him smiling, "Did you miss me? because I missed you, Harley brought me here to seduce you saying how desperately you needed a woman's touch."

Joker got so full of jealousy Harley would even think about throwing Batman's ex in the middle of everything, trying to take his Batsy away from him, he pushed her away from his Bats, "Hands off what doesn't belong to you!!"

"Oh what, does he belong to you then?!?!" At that moment Harley jumped up to where they all are to back Talia up.

"Oh no, my puddin would never be gay for rodent like him." Harley got sassy.

"Might I step into this conversation." Batman said, "Yes Talia, I am already taken. I don't want you ever again anyway because as much as I loved you, you just used me to try and kill me and destroy Gotham, I could never forgive you for that."

"But Batsy, I realized I really do love you." She said as she kissed him full on the mouth.

Batman pushed her off, "Stop! I said no!"

Joker went into a fit of rage seeing her kiss him like that and call him Batsy, he punched her in the face so hard her nose broke and was gushing blood, "Don't you ever touch my man again or so help me god I will rip out your intestines and stab your eyes out you fucking cunt!!"

Harley couldn't believe what she was seeing, "Mr.J you're suppose to love me that way!! That damn bat is a problem and should be dead!!"

"Harley when are you going to get it through your thick skull there is nothing between us anymore! I used you, I never really loved you!"

"That's not true, you do love me, you do! I just know it, deep down inside you do and you always hated Batman!"

"Well you thought wrong." Joker faced Batman planting a long romantic kiss tenderly on his lips.

As Harley saw them holding each other tightly tears rolled down her face as she wished it was her instead of him.

"Mr.J... There's something you should know before choosing him over me.." She tried wiping her tears as she cried.

Joker turned around to face her, "Ugh... what is it?.."

"I'm pregnant with your baby.." She threw all three different pregnancy tests at him she took to confirm it.

Joker and Batman both looked shocked.

"How.. How do you even know it's mine?..." The clown accused.

"You're the only person I slept with in the last year and I'm getting close to six weeks pregnant. I just found out last night."

"Joker is this true? When was the last time you slept with her?" Batman looked him straight in the eyes.

"The last time I remember sleeping with Harley was three weeks before me and you started dating..... So I guess it really is mine.... Oh God Harley, can't you just abort the damn thing!? I'm not fit to have a kid, anybody with half a brain could tell this isn't right!"

"No! My body my choice, I'm keeping our baby! Come by our old funhouse when you're ready to be with me and your child!" Harley yelled in defense.

Joker didn't know what to do or to think, so many things flashing in his head starting to drive him mad, he jumped down from the roof and ran to the batmobile to get out of the situation as fast as possible.

It's been an all around bad day for Joker so far, he couldn't even imagine worse that could happen from this point on.