Batman x Joker What Would I Do Without You

Chapter 8

Normal POV

They eventually got off of the Ferris wheel and walked around for a little bit, talking to each other about more about their past relationships. They talked about how they both were only ever interested in girls until they found each other.

"I guess we're each other's exceptions haha" Joker laughed thinking how silly it was but true.

"Everyone has one exception I suppose, we obviously have proved that" Batman agreeing with him.

"So batsy, you know my last relationship was with Harley but who was your last relationship with. I feel it's fair I know. Let me guess it was that cat lady wasn't it?" Joker asking curiously

"No it wasn't Selina, but trust me cat woman has tried to be with me plenty of times before I just never felt it was right with her." Batman explained

"Ok so who then?" Joker raising an eyebrow

"I guess I would say Talia..."

"Talia Al Goul?!? I remember when you had your thing with her, that was over a year ago now. You're telling me you haven't been with anyone that long?" Joker sounded so surprised.

"Coming from the person who hasn't dated anyone since Harley and you broke up with her a few years ago?"

"Yeah, but that doesn't mean I don't get in the sack with her from time to time. I'm still a man with sexual needs too and she's always willing to let me use her. I just slap a bat mask on her now so I can pretend it's not her."

Batman blushed hearing Joker's last sentence.

"Oh sorry.. That was probably personal." Joker also started blushing.

".........It's a good thing you're cute." Batman joked making Joker start laughing.

"So.... How long did you date Talia?" Joker asked just trying to keep the conversation going.

"It wasn't very long... She mostly just used me. She lead me on and it felt like a fling rather than a relationship, but I really liked her.. All her intentions were was to kill me. I knew she was bad but it didn't stop my feelings much, same with my feelings for you. I know you're bad but I want you anyway." Batman started getting emotional.

"The difference is I would be twice the lover she ever was" Joker said getting closer to Batman.

"Are you full of yourself?" Batman joked.

"Sometimes but I actually love you" Joker wrapped his arms around Batman's neck to pull him into a passionate kiss.

Batman smiled and kissed back placing his hands on Joker's waist. After a few seconds pass Batman starts having an idea. Probably an idea Alfred would call him crazy for but still an idea.

"Would you like to go on a ride in my batmobile? Nothing bad is happening in Gotham tonight and I would like to take you somewhere."

Joker was shocked he would ever offer that to him, "Of course I would love that!" He sounded ecstatic.

"Promise to behave yourself though. I can't have any of it broken or damaged." He warned the Joker.

"I won't do a damn thing. I'm not bad all the time you know." Joker said trying to assure him he'll be good.

They both walked back over to the batmobile and drove off in the night.