Fraternity | lrh

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this is random and has nothing to do with the story or 5sos. It's actually about the tragic 1D split you can skip if you don't want to hear my theory.

So Zayn leaves one direction and releases a song so one direction make a song lowkey shading that bitch for ruining the band.

The meeting after would be like.

Manager : okay Zayns fucked us all over and left, gotten an a list model girlfriend and released a album with a huge song and is now doing collabs with other artist. How can we one up him boys.

Liam : we can release a song shading the bitch

Louis : yeah and make him regret leaving.

Harry : no you pussys we need to think bigger

Niall : Louis get a girl friend. Better yet make a baby.

Harry : yes Niall

Niall : Liam I have Cheryl's number

Liam : for what?

Niall : well she's not married anymore hit her up Liam

Harry : fuck yes Niall that's more like it

Liam : oh wow I end up with Cheryl its not that big of a deal

Niall : then make it a big deal

Liam : like what get her pregnant Louis is already doing that

Louis : why don't I have a say I'm the oldest

Harry : babe shut up

Louis : *blushes* okay

Niall : that's exactly what you're going to do Liam get that bitch pregnant

Harry : you heard the Irish bastard get her pregnant Liam

Niall : even though Louis is getting a girlfriend, Larry needs to kill our fans so include Larry everywhere. On Twitter, Instagram in shows, interviews you name it add Larry.

Manager : let's not go over board

Boys : fuck you Steve.

Idk why this came to my head but it did and I have no shame