"Are we going to Prom?" Life asked me today.
"I am, you aren't."
"Butttttt whyyyyyyyy noooooottt?" Life pouted.
I looked him dead in the eyes, "Do you really want to dress up and behave all Saturday?"
Life looked horrified and vigorously shook his head.
"That's what I thought."
A few hours later Life started yelling at me from the living room. "Can you smoke cocaine?"
"I don't know, I'm too poor. Let's look it up."
Five minutes later he's reading the article.
"Yes, it reaches the brain in eight seconds"
"Cool. Let's get some." - Life
"What part of 'Im too poor' don't you understand?"
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HumorSo, my friend asked me how life was a while back and me being the sarcastic smart butt that I am said that he was doing fine. I accidentally made Life an imaginary person in our lives. I've decided that I wanted to share our insane imaginary frien...
