"Wake up!"
I rolled over.
"I said WAKE UP!"
A pillow collided with my face. Hard.
"I don't wanna!" I yelled into the pillow.
"I don't care!"
Something thunked against the wall.
"That had better not be what I think it is." I growled.
"You gonna get up now?"
"If I get up and there's a knife in my wall you're going to die." I gritted out, sitting up in my bed to observe my wall and found it, "You have three seconds."
Life didn't move.
"1. 2. 3." I tackled him to the floor.
Life smirked, "I knew I could get you out if bed."
I punched him in the gut.
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Life
HumorSo, my friend asked me how life was a while back and me being the sarcastic smart butt that I am said that he was doing fine. I accidentally made Life an imaginary person in our lives. I've decided that I wanted to share our insane imaginary frien...