"How do you get a sheet of rock?" Life was sitting crisscrossed on my bed.
"Its called sheetrock and it isn't a sheet of rock like you're thinking."
"How do you know what I'm thinking?" Life crossed his arms. He's starting to look like a human pretzel.
"I was your age once too."
"But I'm older than you...."
"I'm 17 Life, I've been all the ages. All I have to do is switch some of the numbers around."
"And you think I'm dumb sometimes."
"I don't just think that, I know that."
"Hey!" And Life lunged at me. Thus being the story of how I received three gashes in my arm.
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HumorSo, my friend asked me how life was a while back and me being the sarcastic smart butt that I am said that he was doing fine. I accidentally made Life an imaginary person in our lives. I've decided that I wanted to share our insane imaginary frien...