"WAKE UP!" Life yelled at me.
"But whyyyyy???" I mumbled into my pillow.
"Because you're supposed to be at Hair Hut right now to get your hair cut!" Life shouted.
"It not till 11."
"Uh huh and my name is Christopher Columbus. You're appointment is at 10 also know as right now." Life crossed his arms.
I sat up in bed, "Are you serious?"
"As a heart attack, now get your ass outta bed and into the car!"
I bolted from bed, brushed my teeth, and sprinted to the van where Life was waiting.
"No way in hell am I letting you drive."
"Get in loser we're late."
Life drove. We made it there in three minutes.
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Life
HumorSo, my friend asked me how life was a while back and me being the sarcastic smart butt that I am said that he was doing fine. I accidentally made Life an imaginary person in our lives. I've decided that I wanted to share our insane imaginary frien...
