Ah, the first of May.... Where do I begin? An absolutely perfect day to put in new contacts, but I forgot. Turns out I didn't want to wear the old ones either so glasses it was. Oops.
"What are you wearing?!?" Life hollered.
"Clothes."
"No the things on your face!"
"Glasses?"
"The purple things!"
"Yes they are glasses."
"But... Why?"
"Because Im blind without them."
"What about every other day?"
"Contacts. But they go on your eyes."
"So that's why you were touching your eyes. I thought you were checking to make sure your eyeballs were still there."
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HumorSo, my friend asked me how life was a while back and me being the sarcastic smart butt that I am said that he was doing fine. I accidentally made Life an imaginary person in our lives. I've decided that I wanted to share our insane imaginary frien...
