"Are we going to do anything today?" I asked Life who was currently lounging on the recliner.
"No."
"But whyyy not?"
"Because I'm tired."
"Whyyy are you tired?"
"Because taking care of you is a lot of work."
I scowled at Life, "Nobody asked you to!"
Life didn't even move, "What would you do without me?"
I looked down as I whispered, "Crash and Burn."
Life smirked. He thinks he's won. I got up from the floor and made my way into the kitchen, I was gonna make me some soup. Before I even got the can opener close to the can Life was behind me.
"What are you doing?"
"What's it look like I'm doing?"
"Trying to burn the house down."
"I'm not that bad!" I defended as the opener slide off the can and straight into my hand.
"Uh huh, lemme do it." Life took the can opener from me and made the soup with zero problemo.
Life gave me a look as he handed me my soup.
I sighed, "Crash and Burn."
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Life
HumorSo, my friend asked me how life was a while back and me being the sarcastic smart butt that I am said that he was doing fine. I accidentally made Life an imaginary person in our lives. I've decided that I wanted to share our insane imaginary frien...
