I walked into Burger King with Krista and Life. We were on our way back to West Virginia. I loved the Mission Trip but I am so ready to sleep in my own bed.
"You have to stay awake for the rest of the way home." Life stated.
"Me?" I questioned.
"Yes you. You're the only one in the back that's sleeping." Life crossed his arms.
"But whyyyyyyyy?" I flailed my arms a little.
"Because I'm bored and need someone to talk to."
"Krista is awake!"
"So?"
"You can talk to her."
"No."
"Why no."
"Because," Life whined, "It's not the same as talking to you."
"Hurtful." Krista chimed in.
"Don't care Midget." Life spat.
"Hey!" I hit Life in the arm, "You be nice."
Life glared at me, "You're staying awake. End of story."
"Hey Sarah!" Krista spoke.
"Hey guys! Could you hand me that drink?" She asked, pointing to the counter.
"Yeah." Krista retrieved the cup and gave it to her.
"Thanks, it's Jac's. I've been messing with him all lunch."
"Ohhh, lemme spit in it!" Life said eagerly and made grabby hands for the drink.
"No!" Krista, Sarah, and I all said at the same time.
"Uh, is that my drink guys?" Jac asked from behind us.
No Jac, no it is not.
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