"Uuuuuuugh." Life groaned.
"Yes?" I responded.
"Have I ever mentioned I hate cleaning?" Life asked to no one in particular.
"Only 12 times in the last ten minutes."
"When is Pip gonna get here?" Life sat up with sudden energy.
"She's supposed to be here at 2 but she said she was going to be running late..."
3:30
"Piiiiiiiiiiiiiipppp!!!!!" Life screamed as he ran out of the garage, almost missing the door and running into the wall.
"Liiiiiiiiiiiiife!!!!!" Pip yelled back, "Careful, I brought ingredients!"
5:00
"I thought Kris was only going to be a little late?" Life stuck his bottom lip out.
"That'd what she said." Pip spoke absentmindedly
6:00
"I'm here!!!" Krista announced as she walked into the house like she owned the place.
"Took you long enough." Life sassed.
"You're four hours late." I stated.
"I told you I was gonna be a little late." Krista defended.
"My definition of little and your definition of little are two different things then."
"Yeah!" Life crossed his arms.
"Thank you."
"Can I stab her now?" Life looked up with hope in his eyes.
"No!" Krista shouted as the rest of us said yes.
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Life
HumorSo, my friend asked me how life was a while back and me being the sarcastic smart butt that I am said that he was doing fine. I accidentally made Life an imaginary person in our lives. I've decided that I wanted to share our insane imaginary frien...
